Archive for October, 2006

27
Oct

Bagong Gupet!

By lordphilo16 2 Comments
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I have been getting a lot of tirade lately for having long hair. At first I thought I can stomach everything, but after musing on it for an entire week, I finally gave in.

I am not sure what has gotten into these people but if they really think they would achieve supreme ecstasy at the expense of poor, cylindrical, keratinous filaments growing from my skin, then fine.

My head feels better now that I got rid of prickly extra hair. I also had my patilla trimmed super short. Everyone says I look neat with short hair.

Whatever.

25
Oct

Halfway Through

By lordphilo16 4 Comments
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Phew, I gotta update.

Naputulan kami ng phone kaya stagnant ang blog ko for I dunno how many weeks already. I also got sooo busy fixing my life (still a mess) and reviewing for my finals that I did not have time to spill out and publish new posts. I am so happy anyway with my grades this semester. It turns out that I get to be in the dean’s list or something (I hope).

By the way, I made a sort of resolution that I need to fulfill for this semester:

  1. Avoid throwing away 25-centavo coins
  2. Get over with shopping lust (sigh)
  3. Switch to Clean & Clear
  4. Be nicer and friendlier
  5. Maintain my grades
  6. Regain my manners
  7. Think twice before acting
  8. Avoid holding back pee
  9. Avoid dissing people (…)
  10. Compliment others time and again
  11. Brush up on my Algebra
  12. Develop healthier eating and sleeping habits
  13. Listen more
  14. Quit cramming (Puh-leez.)
  15. Avoid loud and aggressive persons (Desiderata)
  16. Stay away from senseless gabs
  17. Avoid headaches (Numbers, flings, traffic jams, falling in love etc.)
  18. Learn to say NO
  19. Try na wag maasar sa mayayabang na katulad ko (lolz)
  20. Update blog every now and then

Wish me luck.

09
Oct

Live and Let [Me] Live

By lordphilo16 2 Comments
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If you keep on messing with my stuff,

I would strangle the living shit out of you,

and if you are lucky enough,

I might as well hang you through your uber-gigantic snout.

I shall scoop your eyes out,

slice your tongue off

and make you bleed your guts out

until you realize that it is not very nice

to get your hands on somebody else’s business.

Got that?

Now do your thing bitch, and let me do mine.

[lordphilo16]

09
Oct

Deprived

By lordphilo16 3 Comments
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When I was younger, the world seemed smaller and everything I needed and everything I ever wanted was right there at hand. I feel sad when I do not get something I want, yet the sadness becomes evanescent after a little screaming and crying.

But as we get older, we realize there’s more to life than toy cars and candies.

And now, it seems the screaming slash crying trick does not work anymore. The sadness lingers through and through and now it gets more and more painful every time you realize you’ve been deprived of something that you almost had before.

Your sane self then tries to calm you to thinking there is a reason for everything. I tried to convince myself that sooner or later somehow I’ll get what’s rightfully for me. But as the days went on, the tiny flame seemed to grow fainter until I realize that it’s time to let go of my dream book and leave it an unfinished material of fallen and forgotten goals.

It turns out that there’s no point in crying over spilled milk.

And maybe, just maybe…I’m better off staying here.

Farewell, tiger.You deserved the big kill.

03
Oct

Cat Poop: To breathe is already to die

By lordphilo16 6 Comments
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Adorable and cuddly they may seem, cats and kittens for me are the nastiest, most menacing and most vicious creatures of the domesticated species.

Yes. I abhor felines. I honestly think that ferocity has taken its physical form in these innocent-looking critters.

And no, no hyperbole. This is true. It all started one blustery, Milenyuous day.

Tinginingining…

Meow…meow… That was the faint cry from the poor pussy… I picked the snow-white creature up along with its fragmented soul and held it close to my heart.

Little did I know that I picked up the nastiest beast I could ever lay eyes on.

I was feeling all light-hearted then when suddenly my nostrils flared and I felt my stomach turning upside down.

Whaddafuck! Ang baho!

I frantically searched for the oasis that reeked of uber-gross shit until I saw a mound of green thingie not very far from where I found the snow-white pussy…

I peered closer. Closer. And there it laid, like liquid emeralds, the most revolting animal poop on the face of the planet. Cat poop.

Syet. Sobrang. Baho.

The worst part is, my mom ordered (yes, not asked, but ordered) me to ‘take care’ of the freakin* poop.

*Key to pronunciation [Fuh-reekn]

Oh, how I hate cats and shit that comes out from them.

The rest had been a blur.